Red Dead Revolver
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Platforms | Xbox, PlayStation 2 |
Genre | Western revenge shoot 'em up |
MtAMinutes to Action | 6 |
Keep Playing? | No |
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April was originally going to be "Western games month" on the First Hour in what was sort of a celebration of the release of Red Dead Redemption and in honor of the many obscure and not-so-obscure Western games including Sunset Riders, Gun, Call of Juarez, Outlaws, Rising Zan (Samurai Gunman!) and maybe even Custer's Revenge. But with the delay of Red Dead Redemption until May and the general annoyance of getting locked into theme months, we decided to skip it. Here's what's left of it though: the first hour of Red Dead Revolver on the Xbox.
Minute by Minute
(minutes are in bold)00 - I select Story Mode and the first hour of Red Dead Revolver begins.
I leave my name as Red and invert the Y-axis. Instead of a cutscene or
even a voiceover, I get to read a wall of text. Chapter 1: Bulls Eye.
Well, not really in the mood for reading. Red does some fancy shooting
moves in front of a sun, was that just the loading screen?
01 -
Okay, a new cutscene, some guy is returning home to his wife and son
carrying a few packs. His son wants to see his new gun, looks like the
wife is an Indian. He sends the kid away to go practice with a
different pistol, while he "gives your mom her gift."
02 - I get
control, just suppose to move on down to the shooting range. The
tutorial tells me that I move with the left thumbstick. Thanks. The
game asks me if I want to learn and shoot, why not?
03 - You
have to hold the L trigger to draw your gun and keep it out, and the R
button shoots. The game asks me to shoot specific body parts on a
scarecrow, I wonder if it'll have precision damage... that'd be cool.
You don't automatically reload after running out of bullets, have to
pull the trigger again.
05 - Oh crap, a whole bunch of guys are raiding our land! That was quick, but not unexpected.
06 - Wow, there's a lot of guys, they each take a few hits to go down,
even though I'm aiming for the head. Lots of blood flying through the
air though.
07 - The last guy goes down, but pa gets shot.
Three more bandits walk up and make fun of my dad. Holy cow! My dad's
special gun was on fire, but I grab for it either way and blow the lead
bandit's arm off! That was really awesome, my hand's burned though,
and I'm sure I just made some brand new enemies.
08 - The
chapter summary appears, I'm rewarded $20 for taking down Smitty, the
last bandit killed before the cutscene. My accuracy was 80% and I
unlock some stuff. That was fun stuff.
09 - Red is doing his
gun tricks again, must be the loading screen. His hand is wrapped now,
and a dog is tailing him. Some guy crawls out from under a wagon, says
he's a merchant. I can buy a few things from him. The only thing
worth buying that doesn't unlock something is a knife, I've got plenty
of cash, so I'll take it.
10 - The cutscenes are presented like
it's a Western movie with some film grain. Some fools approach us and
want to fight, I take them both down in six shots. After that, I'm
offered another training section.
12 - It's cover training, I press X to sidle up to the wagon, and pull out my hunting rifle. Each guy goes down in one hit.
13 - Next up, I learn how to use Deadeye, press in the right thumbstick to
slow down time and put a giant red target on the bad guy's head.
15 - For some reason, everyone is out to kill me! Three guys run out of
the town and just start shooting me. They all take quite a bit more
hits though, and have life bars and names. Must be bounties. I get
$30 for taking out Bloody Tam, and receive an Excellent rating on the
stage. Deadeye is also very useful.
16 - I start right out in
the shop and can buy a pistol, I already have one, do I need another?
Might as well. Ah, it's actually a revolver and much stronger than my
other guns. I can only carry one side arm, one long arm, and one
throwing weapon at a time.
18 - All right, I select Start...
maybe the game proper is starting? Red has brought all the bounties to
the Sheriff looking for a reward. What the?! Some guys just shot my
dog!
19 - Does this game have any kind of exploration? It's just
one encounter after the next. Even Rising Zan had me running around a
bit.
21 - After much more killing, the game is going to teach me
how to duel. There are four phases to dueling: first you press down on
the right joystick and them immediately up to draw your gun. Then the
targeting reticule will change to display how accurate your shot will
be, you can move that around, but you gotta select your spot quickly.
Then you pull the R trigger to fire.
22 - During the live fire,
I totally destroy the guy. That was pretty simple. Oh oh, now Gigolo
wants to fight. Yes, that's his name. He sends out all his minions
after me, until I finally take him down.
24 - You have got to be
kidding me?! More fighting! Some guy named Ugly has picked up the
Sheriff and is using him as a shield. I have to use Deadeye to shoot
around him carefully. Or just shoot his feet.
25 - Some woman
appears, it's the Sheriff's daughter, she asks for my help to bring him
to a doctor. I need to bring him to Brimstone, but that'll have to
wait until the next level.
27 - After the summary page I buy a
Breech Loader long arm. Or not, I hit A instead of Y to buy it. Lame.
You also need to repair your weapons to keep their damage and accuracy
at their max.
28 - All right, next level: we're on the train to
Brimstone. I'm hanging out with the Sheriff, but I get the idea I
should be moving on around the train. You can talk to other train
passengers, who just spout out random details.
30 - Of course:
bandits! The guy in the front of the car was in on it, but now he's
dead after an easy duel. I get the first real look at my character's
face, he's quite scarred up. Is this many years after his father's
death?
32 - Now I'm on top of the train cars, guess I need to move down to the caboose. Feels like Sunset Riders!
34 - Some brave raiders are actually jumping from the canyon walls onto
the cars, pretty exciting action. A named baddie named Fawler is
tossing some kind of explosive. Okay, actually Fawler throws knives.
36 - A woman screams, "Why is the train speeding up? Something must have
happened to the engineer!" That's some quality writing there.
37 - Oh man, now I have to dodge obstacles while trying to get back to the
front of the train. This is quite obnoxious. I wish my knives weren't
throwing knives, would make close quarter fighting a lot easier.
39 - I reach the engineer, he was being held up by a bandit of course. Ah,
now I need to defend him for three minutes, "there ain't no end to
these desperados!"
40 - Bad guys ride up on horses, I check my health for the first time and it's near the max, that's good to know.
42 - The engineer is killed with just 30 seconds left, lame. I think I
could figure the train out myself. In true arcade action, I have 10
seconds to say that I want to try again. And I get it this time, the
engineer patches me up, that's why my health was full.
45 - All
right, I beat it and arrive in Brimstone. I ran out of revolver ammo
though, and I really just wish getting shot in the face would, you
know, kill them!
47 - This town is much busier than the last.
Brimstone's sheriff approaches me and asks for my help later. Hey,
I've got control in the town and no one is shooting me!
48 - I
enter the gun store to see the latest wares. Wow, there's a really
nice repeater rifle for sale for $800, I've got 1600 so it's a no
brainer.
51 - Okay... where's the Sheriff's office? Ooh, a
saloon! Haha, all the Mexican's in this game are short, fat, and have
huge gray beards. Where are the women? Wow, there's a pair. She offers
me a bath and the company of a fine woman, and then continues walking
in circles.
53 - Time to continue this game at the Sheriff's.
He asks me to start with Pig Josh, who has a hankering for dynamite. I
can buy my own dynamite, but it's only 5 for $220, overpriced!
55 - About time I get back to the action. A British gentleman is locked
up in a hanging prison, poor guy. A bunch of clowns suddenly attack,
and the English dude helps me take them out. I hop on a turret gun,
but it leaves me exposed and I die! The game starts me over before the
first battle with the Englishman, dang.
57 - This time I survive
the turret sequence and finish off all the little rascals running
around. Man, these sets of bad guys were annoying!
58 - Pig
Josh runs out of his circus cart. He's essentially a suicide bomber as
he runs up to you and detonates his dynamite when next to you, causing
a ton of damage.
60 - Of course, fat suicide bombers can be
beaten by climbing on the nearby roof and shooting him from above where
he can't be reached. All too easy. And that's the end of the first
hour of Red Dead Revolver. Curiously enough, it looks like the next
level will be played as Jack Swift, the Englishman.
First Hour Summary
Minutes to Action: 6
What
I loved: Quick to the shooting with some great action sequences. The
quick draw mini-game is also fun and seems like a decent recreation of
the real one-on-one standoff.
What I liked: Feels like a Western with bounties, buying rifles, and loose women in saloons.
What
I didn't like: The game feels almost too linear, especially when they
give you a town to walk around in but there's still nothing to do but
talk to the Sheriff in the end. I also don't like timed defense
situations, like Red Dead Revolver's train sequence.
Gameplay:
Controls like you would expect a third-person shooter on the Xbox to
control: decently. The precision shooting is actually pulled off
pretty well in the game too.
Fun Factor: It was fun for the
hour, I will admit, but I'm not sure if doing canned level after level
is going to be worth my time.
Graphics and Sound: Red Dead
Revolver looks pretty good for its age, and the music is its aural
highlight. There's some great Spaghetti Western influenced tracks in
the game.
Story: I could have called this one a mile away, but I don't usually play a game for its story.
Would
I keep playing? No. It just doesn't seem like the game is going to try
anything new. Playing as a different character could be fun, but I
doubt he actually plays much different. At the end of the first hour I
actually asked myself, "is this game almost over already?"