The Worst Box Art of 2010
So how many would truly sink versus swim? Pretty sure all of the following examples would be spending a lot of time at the bottom of the (videogame industry) ocean. Also, quick apologies to Nintendo Wii and DS fanboys as they get the bulk of bad cover boxes year after year.
Let’s hope we see no repeats like these in 2011!
Here’s a game called Again. It’s for the DS. If you can discern more about it than me, you need to open up your very own private detective operation and solve mysteries worldwide with just your eyeballs. I mean... I’m not sure what’s more vague here—the title or the box art. Maybe we’ll learn more in the sequel Again Again?
Oh my. I didn’t know that Lady Gaga went to Redken for her haircuts. TMZ wouldn’t even use this shot on their website.
It’s hard to see, but that’s a really gorgeous piece of artwork on the above cover. Too bad it’s stupidly covered up with things like teeny tiny screenshots and an unceremonious block of green sporting the super important bullet point of “over 165 puzzles!” Y’know, that’s the sort of things that belong on the back of the box, but I guess Level 5 isn’t perfect and really wanted to make sure that people knew they were buying a game all about puzzles and not one about truly repairing a large clock.
Just like the makers of these movies, the cover box designers stopped trying too. Additional slam: Ogres have layers, their game covers do not.
Look, I totally understand that this is the art from the movie’s theatrical poster, and that they went with it to save time. I get that. And the truth is, if the poster for the, um, “film” had been awesome to begin with, the box art would also rock. That’s just logic. But alas, there’s something seriously demented going on here. Flying dogs and cats is one thing; flying dogs and cats badly Photoshopped, armed to the fangs, and coming for your Kibbles ‘n Bits is another.
This one’s pretty amazing. I’ve spent a good number of minutes trying to figure out what’s exploding in the bottom corner, but can’t pinpoint it. The guy’s leg? The bear’s claw? My wallet brimming with cash money?
Lastly, let’s end with a Nintendo DS game based on the Japanese science program "Tobidase! Kagaku-kun," which stars two normal humans and the skinless Mr. Science. Together, they hunt animals for scientific purposes... or maybe they are trying to make Mr. Science a new coat à la Silence of the Lambs. Either way... what? With Japanese games, it’s anyone’s guess in the end.